Final Feline Debate!

Coinciding with the last presidential debate of election season 2012, I am proud to present the final debate between Bear and Luna for Supreme Kitty Overlord of Apartment C12o.  In the polls, Bear and Luna have been scruff and scruff.  I hope everyone will take advantage of their hard-earned civil rights and vote in this ever crucial election.  The residents of C120 are counting on you!

Our final interview with the candidates is brought to you by a pair of well respected commentators, a terrific team: Leo and Milo!

Leo: Thanks so much for having us, it’s a real pleasure to be able to interview such influential kitties.

Milo: Meow Meow!

Down to business!

Leo and Milo: Our final question to you, the candidates is one that is near and dear to your constituents.  Luna and Bear – Do you support equal rights for fixed and ‘in-tact’ felines alike?

Luna: First off, I would like to say thank you to Leo and Milo for being here tonight, the pleasure is all mine.  I believe that we need to get to the core reason of inequality within the kitty cat population.  I believe in raising wet cat food taxes in order to pay for the social welfare programs necessary to fix all kitties.  We must not live beyond our means, there should be no kitty that goes without food or shelter because they can not afford to be fixed.  We must take care of each other.

 

Bear: Milo, Leo – it has been a great election season, so glad you could join us!  My colleague brings to light an interesting point.  Why should we raise taxes in order to pay for kitty fixes they may not want to be fixed?  All kitties should be treated fairly across the board, no questions asked.  In this economy, we can not afford to raise taxes.  We need to re-evaluate programs which are no longer necessary in order to provide for those in poverty.

 

Leo: Wow!  I think both the candidates bring up critical points!

Milo: Meow Meow!

This wraps up the third segment in our Flying Fur debate series.  Over the course of the past few weeks, we have met and gotten to know 2 respected cats vying for the position of Supreme Overlord of apartment C120.  Luna and Bear are wonderful felines, may the best meow win!  A big thanks to our wonderful guest political commentators!

 

Remember to cast your vote for Supreme Kitty Overlord of Apartment C120 on November 6th! Luna vs. Bear!  Who will prevail?! May the odds be ever in your favor!  God Bless A-meow-ica!

 

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Feline Decision 2012 – The Debate Continues!

In light of the events happening tonight, I thought I would bring everyone up to speed on Feline Decision 2012.  To recap, 2 adorable cats are competing for the title of Supreme Kitty Overlord of Apartment C120.  Bear is a vivacious cat, straight out of kitten-hood, with a connection to young, energized voters.  Given his carefree attitude and stance on social issues, combined with his conservative to moderate position on fiscal responsibility, Bear appeals to a wide variety of feline voters.

Luna is a mature older cat with the experience needed to lead the apartment into a new golden age.  Luna has been involved in politics for many years; she has previously governed over two past residences – a historic row house in Richmond and a suburban apartment in Cary.  Since moving to Raleigh, Bear has been hot on Luna’s heels and is determined to win the throne once and for all!  Luna is sure to put up a fight!

 

Our gracious impartial kitty cat moderator has supplied further questions for our series ‘Flying Fur’.  In the second edition, we ask the candidates the hard questions.  Hopefully their answers will allow voters to align with a candidate that shares their values for the new world order.

Moderator: How do you feel about tomcats marrying tomcats?

Luna: I believe what kitties do in the privacy of their own homes is their business.  Intrusion by the government in the kitty condos of the feline population is unAmerican.  I believe in the right to lead a quiet, peaceful life no matter the circumstance.

Bear: As the first candidate ever in the history of Feline Decision to publicly support marriage for all kitties no matter what, equality for same-feline couples is an issue near and dear to my fur.  I believe that all kitties have the right to be treated fairly and equally.

How do you plan to address the current granular litter shortage crisis?

Bear: Litter shortages are unacceptable in this day and age!  Such shortages are an indicator of a poor labor force, we need to bring jobs back home.  I have said all along that we need to re-build our economy in order to provide a more stable future for our kittens.

Luna: A decrease in the production of litter shortage concerns me greatly.  Without granular litter, the kitty population could be facing a health crisis unheard of in the past 3 generations.  This problems disproportionately affects those cats without stable access to health facilities.  In times like these, it is important that we all open our doors to those less fortunate, share what we do have, and save for the future.

Stay tuned for further coverage of our debate!  Every election season is a roller coaster!

Grumpy!

Bear attempts to hide from the paparazzi!

Stay tuned as election season kicks into high gear!  In the next installment of ‘Flying Fur’ we will continue to bombard the candidates with questions concerning the most pressing issues of the times.  Also, local cats are interviewed on their feelings about the candidates!